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Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Posh Easter Egg

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"