Artsy Egg Lover Gifts

Easter Egg Painting.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."