Artsy Egg Lover Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."