Artistic Egg Painter Gifts

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

Chicken: the one-man show

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Walking Dyed

Easter Egg Painting.

Easter egg basket.

'I'm dyeing!'

The thinker Easter egg

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Chick hatches out of egg.

Egg Tattoos

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

"Peter, did you know Mister Eggelston dyed?" "Yup."

Easter Egg

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'