Egg Artist Gifts

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."