Egg Painter Gifts

Step 1: Cook before dyeing.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Easter Bonnet

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Good egg, bad egg.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Easter Egg Painting.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Easter egg basket.

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Walking Dyed

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'I'm dyeing!'

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

The thinker Easter egg

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Sandy Eggo.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

Egg Tattoos