Egg Painter Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Walking Dyed

Easter egg basket.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

The thinker Easter egg

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'I'm dyeing!'

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"