Egg Painting Gifts

'We gotta get organized - Look what they did to Joey!'

Easter Surprise

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Walking Dyed

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

Easter egg basket.

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

The thinker Easter egg

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'I'm dyeing!'

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I think I'm dyeing."

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

Chick hatches out of egg.

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'