Egg Decorating Gifts

Egg Tattoos

Easter egg basket.

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Easter Egg

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Easter Egg Painting.

Walking Dyed

'I'm dyeing!'

The thinker Easter egg

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I think I'm dyeing."

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

Chick hatches out of egg.

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"