Egg Decorating Gifts

Easter egg basket.

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Walking Dyed

The thinker Easter egg

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'I'm dyeing!'

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I think I'm dyeing."

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Easter Egg