Easter Egg Decorating Gifts

"I think I'm dyeing."

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Easter Egg

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

Easter egg basket.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Easter Egg Painting.

Walking Dyed

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

The thinker Easter egg

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Happy Easter!