Easter Egg Decorating Pillows

"I think I'm dyeing."

An Unexpected Guest.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Easter egg basket.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Walking Dyed

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'I'm dyeing!'

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

The thinker Easter egg

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

Happy Easter!