Egg Decorating Enthusiast Pillows

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I hope you wore a smock when you dyed all those eggs."

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

"Sorry, I can't sell them. People only buy abstracts and neutrals now."

A girl meets the Easter bunny.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"