Egg Art Enthusiast Pillows

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Easter Surprise

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

WHACK!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

Egg Buggy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'