Egg Art Enthusiast Pillows

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Easter Surprise

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Posh Easter Egg

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."