Egg Art Admirer Pillows

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

WHACK!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"