Egg Art Lovers Pillows

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."