Egg Artists Pillows

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."