Egg Artists Gifts

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Easters Eggs being colored by standing in a rainbow

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

WHACK!

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Egg Buggy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."