Artful Egg Artist Gifts

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Chicken: the one-man show

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Easter Egg Painting.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

The thinker Easter egg

'I'm dyeing!'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

Chick hatches out of egg.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

"Peter, did you know Mister Eggelston dyed?" "Yup."

Step 1: Cook before dyeing.

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

Battery Farms

"I thought he dyed and went to Heaven."

Easter Egg