Artful Egg Artist T-Shirts

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Chicken: the one-man show

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'I'm dyeing!'

The thinker Easter egg

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

Chick hatches out of egg.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

Battery Farms

Easter Egg

"So, I'm hopping down the bunny trail like I always do, when this kid spots me and starts yelling, 'He's not wearing any pants!'"