Egg-cellent Decorator Pillows

Easter Egg

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Mice Cream

Crap others threw out

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Jumble Sale

octopus knitting a jumper...

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Easter egg basket.

Walking Dyed

Easter Egg Painting.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

The thinker Easter egg

Smiley

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.