Egg-cellent Decorator Pillows

Easter Egg

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Mice Cream

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Jumble Sale

Easter Bonnet

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Wallpaper Bouguet

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Easter egg basket.

Walking Dyed

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Smiley

The thinker Easter egg

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'