Egg Decorating Diva Pillows

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Easter Egg

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Easter Egg Painting.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Walking Dyed

Easter egg basket.

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

'I'm dyeing!'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

The thinker Easter egg

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I think I'm dyeing."

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Chick hatches out of egg.

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

Egg Tattoos

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Easter Egg

"I thought he dyed and went to Heaven."

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.