Egg Decorating Devotee Pillows

"Every Easter it takes forever to get ready."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Egg

Easter Bonnet

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Easter egg basket.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Easter Egg Painting.

Walking Dyed

The thinker Easter egg

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

A couple having breakfast

Humpty Dumpty

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

'Just look at me, doc. I'm a hard-boiled, multi-colored freak... a real basket case.'

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

Chick hatches out of egg.

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Easter Eggs.

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."