Egg Decorating Devotee Pillows

"Every Easter it takes forever to get ready."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Posh Easter Egg

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Easter Bonnet

Easter Egg

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Easter egg basket.

Walking Dyed

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Humpty Dumpty

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

The thinker Easter egg

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

A couple having breakfast

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

Chick hatches out of egg.

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Easter Eggs.

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"