Easter Decorator Pillows

"I got bored."

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Piranhaclaus

"Home depot."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Stuffing the turkey.

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Gesundheit!"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

O Christmas Tea

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Christmas tree exchange

Merry Kissmas

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Easter Egg

Cat in a Christmas tree.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"