Rustic Decorator Pillows

Smiley

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Face Painting.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies