Christmas Decorator Pillows

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

BIG Christmas tree

'Fleas Navidad.'

'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'

The Nativity

Fallen Angel

'Just what I always wanted.'

Santa's workshop.

Santa Claus avoids sleeping dog and trips over Christmas tree lights.

Santa Claus

'Now surprise me-who'll be getting the MOST prezzies this year??'

"Oh, how cute, another ornament."

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Batteries, toys not included.

"I think it's still leaning a bit to the right."

Christmas with Cats

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Sorry - we don't carry sleigh beds."

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Merry Kissmas

"Our smart Christmas tree has an alarm that goes off every 10 minutes if it's not taken down right after the holidays."

Santa sits under a hunting trophy with a shiny nose

O Christmas Tea

Christmas lights come with trained monkey.

Lighting up the Rockefeller Centre Christmas Tree

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

Santa Claus's Mail

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Car Rental: 'Just be glad it's once a year.'

Why bears come out of hibernation at Christmas.

SANTA with PRESENTS

'Now do you know what 'No L' means'

Cut out and keep Elf.