Egg Decorating Enthusiast Prints

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I hope you wore a smock when you dyed all those eggs."

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

"Sorry, I can't sell them. People only buy abstracts and neutrals now."

A girl meets the Easter bunny.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Posh Easter Egg

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Egg Buggy

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Easter Egg