Easter Egg Decorator Gifts

"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"

Walking Dyed

Easter Egg Painting.

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

"Botched tattoo..."

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Mice Cream

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Christmas tree exchange

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Easter Bonnet

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Easter Egg

Jumble Sale

"Trick or treat?"

Safe Christmas.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"