Easter Egg Decorator Mugs

"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"

Walking Dyed

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

"Botched tattoo..."

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Mice Cream

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Christmas tree exchange

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Trick or treat?"

Safe Christmas.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Jumble Sale

Easter Egg

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Easter Bonnet

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Masky Christmas!