Egg Decorating Guru Gifts

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Easter Egg

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Cage-free eggs.