Egg Artist Prints

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"