Easter Egg Artist Prints

"Peter, did you know Mister Eggelston dyed?" "Yup."

'I'm dyeing!'

'Are we painting their Birthday Suits?'

'What happened to my orange Easter dye that was here a minute ago.'

"Ok, as it's Easter I'll let this slide."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

Walking Dyed

Easter Egg Painting.

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

"They suspect something."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"You're not going to paint them in ridiculos colors, are you?"

"Yes, it's probably the cutest in the animal kingdom, but I still think it makes my butt look big."

Good Casual Friday

Easter Eggs.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Easter Egg

'Why do I have to get all painted up just because it's Easter?'

"Let my people go."

Step 1: Cook before dyeing.

"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"