Nest Enthusiast Gifts

'I've had it with twigs and leaves and string. I'm picking up a completely assembled model from the Nest-O-Matic company.'

'Damn! There goes another one. I knew I should have hired a good contractor.'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"It's a sublet and it's fabulous."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"How do I know my parents want to kick me out of the nest?! They have a calendar and have circled the date!"

"I looked it up online. It's actually quite roomy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Police Feline Unit

Grace For Flies

Packaging Russian Dolls

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

The Bookworm

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'