Nest Creators Gifts

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Caliologist

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Egg Buggy

'How long's he been out there?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Nest building

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"We're upping sticks and moving."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Peace on Earth

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."