Nest Architect Gifts

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

Nest building

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Tree house.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Caliologist

'I hope it;s an express.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'How long's he been out there?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Man building a tree house

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Will build to suit myself.

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

Peace on Earth

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Castle-shaped igloo.