Nest Builders Gifts

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'Oh no! They're all coming back...'

They're back. We've gone from being empty nesters to being empty bank accounters!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Egg Buggy

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Peace on Earth

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'