Nest Egg Builder Gifts

'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

I think it's time he left home.'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'How long's he been out there?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Egg Buggy

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Peace on Earth

"We're upping sticks and moving."