Nest Egg Builder Pillows

'We need six month's living expenses set aside in case of an emergency. Our retirement plan nearly covers that.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

I think it's time he left home.'

'How long's he been out there?'

Egg Buggy

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Nest egg for retirement ... and inflation!'

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'I need a bigger nest egg.'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

Peace on Earth

Baby Boomers vote

'I feel so empty since the kids left home.'

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

'Having had no professional guidance, it appears your retirement plan retired without you.'