Nest Creator Pillows

Birdhouse Shapes

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

Egg Buggy

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'How long's he been out there?'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Peace on Earth

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.