Whimsical Nest Builder Pillows

Birdhouse Shapes

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Witch Hardware

'How long's he been out there?'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

The End Is Not Near So Open A Retirement Account At Once.

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Peace on Earth

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Castle-shaped igloo.

Once a pirate always a pirate!

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

A soccer 'world' made up of space ships - Away Game.

And I did it without any technical plans.

'That's your retirement plan, to buy a lottery ticket each week?'

'How many times have I told you? Huh? How many times? ... No playing ball in the nest!'

Easy knitting project

"Well, at least Brian can afford to put a roof over my head!"

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."