Whimsical Builder Pillows

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Castle-shaped igloo.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Witch Hardware

Once a pirate always a pirate!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'The roof needs icing.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Woman throwing giant pot.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Trainset

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Shop for cats

"Hello, Number 6!"

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

Jumble Sale

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Cat Knitting a Tapestry