Whimsical Architects Pillows

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Rude Snowpeople

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Witch Hardware

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Shop for cats

Tortilla the Hun.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Home Sweet Home.

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Free Hugs

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

Cowvid-19

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."