Whimsical Design Enthusiast Pillows

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

Paul Klee

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Wagging Dog

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Bathroom Fairy

Love knows no boundaries.

Ask A Silly Question.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Business or pleasure?

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

When swine flew!

Stonehens

Shop for cats

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'A Dust Cow'.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Pinata Trophy