Whimsical Architecture Admirer Pillows

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Apple Pie Abduction

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Well, that one got away."

Wagging Dog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

The High Line at Giza

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Teapot

Greece

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Bankside

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.