Whimsical House Admirer Pillows

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Apple Pie Abduction

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

Witches Checkout.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Reindeer

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The Karate Kitten.

A chip off the old block...

Mephistopheles

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Carpet Cows

CX909708

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Cherub string quartets

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."

Antique oriental carpets.

Homes of the font designers

"Kick ass!"

An snail shell with a chimney

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

Mermaids

Circus Baby.

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'