Quirky House Admirer Pillows

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'This one looks unusual.' 'Yes, a toilet with an outside house.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Shoe house.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Homes of the font designers

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

All British Space Mission

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"It has some charming original features."

'For sale'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"