Quirky House Admirer Gifts

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

'This one looks unusual.' 'Yes, a toilet with an outside house.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Shoe house.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

Homes of the font designers

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

All British Space Mission

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Frank Lloyd Wrong"

"It has some charming original features."

'For sale'

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.