Quirky Home Admirer Gifts

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Shoe house.

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

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Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"You rang?"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"I bought a new summer condo."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.