Quirky Home Admirer Prints

'As you can see, this charming old property has been lovingly restored to its original condition of no electricity, and an outside loo.'

Homes of the font designers

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Shoe house.

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"You rang?"

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"I bought a new summer condo."

'I'm sure a little baking soda will freshen it up in here.'

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

Santa uses reindeer parts.

"It has some charming original features."