Quirky Home Enthusiasts Gifts

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

Lazlo and Alan, A unique narrow dwelling with atmospheric lighting.

Sold house.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'And this is the anti-gravitational room.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

His & hers towels.

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Snow globe

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Table Tennis ball-boys

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Homes of the font designers

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Repossessed Properties.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"It has some charming original features."

House Hunters

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."