Quirky Home Life Enthusiasts Gifts

"Ralph, it's the Paper Boy."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

His & hers towels.

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

Snow globe

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"You're not my husband."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Homes of the font designers

"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."