Quirky Home Life Enthusiasts Mugs

"Ralph, it's the Paper Boy."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

His & hers towels.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Snow globe

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"Between being totally aloof or being obsessively curious, it's a full day."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

Homes of the font designers

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"I bought a new summer condo."