Quirky Home Aficionado Gifts

Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe.

Cake Free Zone

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Snow globe

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Let's take out a second mortgage and add a pizza garage.'

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

WInter Fish

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

Homes of the font designers

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Repossessed Properties.

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Unicorn Hunting Trophy